December 2011
At some point in my life, I've probably offended...
donotdiscover:
inspired by bill maher.
“If conservative get to call universal healthcare ‘socialized medicine,’ I get to...”
– Bill Maher (via unpackmyheart)
Mediaholic: Bill Maher new rules →
mediaholic03668:
“Someone needs to explain to the Republicans that Ebenezer Scrooge is supposed to be the bad guy, and before conservatives start whining about another war on Christmas, they must admit they hate everything about Christmas, because brotherhood, goodwill toward men, and especially charity make their…
“Maybe a President who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be...”
– Bill Maher (via nutopiancitizen)
I HATE ELISABETH HASSELBECK
viennaviaspetta:
Bill Maher, you are my hero. Elisabeth Hasselbeck is functionally retarded.
Thank you for being a witty intellectual.
It is clear to everyone and anyone that something crawled up her ass and died.
“New Rule: If you give a nine-year-old a hunting rifle, expect to have a hole in...”
– Bill Maher The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass (via Ryan Cooper)
“I used to stay at the Trump. And I liked it! The people there were great … I...”
– Bill Maher on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon (via red-verse)
“And that is the great Republican fallacy of this election, that our economic...”
– Bill Maher (via tryingtobuildabalance)
“ACID REDUX
New Rule: Stop saying drug use makes people lazy. Jimi Hendrix did...”
– Bill Maher (via strangersindanger)
“New Rule: America has every right to bitch about gas prices suddenly shooting...”
– Bill Maher The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass (via WT Sharpe)
“Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it, it doesn’t make you...”
– Bill Maher New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer (via )
“Germany lost the second World War, Fascism won it, believe me my friend.”
– George Carlin (via brit10musings)
“New Rule: If there really is such a thing as ghosts, they have to be naked. I’ll...”
– Bill Maher The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass (via WT Sharpe)
“-If Santa Claus can hit every house in the world in one night…
-No, I don’t...”
– Bill Maher (via nervoustosayso)
saved-funny-stuff:
New rule: If your minister says being gay is bad, or a sin, or an evil temptation, or has any opinion on it stronger than “Who gives a shit?” then your minister is gay.
- Bill Maher, “The New New Rules”
“You know, scientologists…And right, you’re like, “Oh, yeah, that’s some crazy...”
– Bill Maher (via nervoustosayso)
“If you believe that the world is going to come to an end - and perhaps any day...”
– Bill Maher, Religulous (via thereisnogoddealwithit)
“I find the world is changing much more quickly than I can bitch about it.”
– Bill Maher The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass (via Arjan K. Shahani Moreno)
“But it won’t be funny when the [housing] bubble bursts and people start going...”
– Bill Maher, 2005 - NPR (via brooklynmutt)
