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“Republicans have to stop thinking up intricate, psychological explanations for why liberals don’t like Sarah Palin or Michele Bachmann. Let me save you all some time, are you ready, because they’re crazy people. People who are not that bright and full of awful ideas … trust me it’s not because they have breasts, it’s because they are boobs.” —Bill Maher (via thegayrising)

Dec 14, 201127 notes

“These people down there, they’re not the counterculture, they’re the culture. They don’t want free love. They want paid employment. They don’t hate capitalism, they hate whats been done to it. And they hate the republican mantra that the free market perfectly rewards the hardworking and punishes the lazy — and, the poor are just jealous mooches who want a handout. Yea, ‘cause if there’s one group of people who hate handouts, it’s Wall Street.” —Bill Maher - perfectly stated. (via novaprotesst)

Dec 14, 201113 notes

“Now, this month America reached a milestone in it’s attitude towards Gays. More than half of the country, 53 percent, now support gay marriage. Now, that still means that 47 percent of Americans are assholes, but after all if a poll found that 7 percent of Americans thought blacks should not be able to marry a Kardashian sister the twittersphere would light up like Charlie Sheen in a well.” —Bill Maher (via nutellacondoms)

Dec 14, 201117 notes

“I love Jesus. I just don’t like the Christians who don’t believe in what he says.” —Bill Maher (via dostthouquotethme)

Dec 14, 2011

“Now, this month America reached a milestone in it’s attitude towards Gays. More than half of the country, 53 percent, now support gay marriage. Now, that still means that 47 percent of Americans are assholes, but after all if a poll found that 7 percent of Americans thought blacks should not be able to marry a Kardashian sister the twittersphere would light up like Charlie Sheen in a well.” —Bill Maher (via nutellacondoms)

Dec 14, 201117 notes